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Jaded Apothecary Consumer Alert: Did You Know That If A Company Of Which You’re A Customer Treats You Like A Third-Class Passenger On The Titanic, You Can Tell Them To Go To Hell? It’s True! And It’s Super Fun. I’ll Show You How.

Regardless of what the media might say about America’s economic recovery, for many people, times are tough. And even in the best of times, only idiots spend their money wastefully. Sure, I love a good splurge as much as the next person, but on the whole, I’m a frugal individual. Being frugal is rewarding, because … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

The Jaded Apothecary Is A Cover Boy: Disney’s “Frozen” Has Spawned Countless Versions Of Its Hit Song “Let It Go.” Bring ‘Em On, I Say.

With spring upon us, the time has come for my better half and I to get started on a whole list of home improvement projects. We need to paint our bedroom, put in edging and rock in our front yard, redesign some of our plants and pots in our backyard, fix our gate, touch up … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

Spring Has Arrived, Which Reminds Me Of That Time I Was A Hooker In Paraguay.

Greetings, friends! So, not that you care, but I went on vacation during the time since my last post, and I was really hoping something or someone would piss me off provide me with inspiration for a fresh piece I could write upon my return. But—and you’ll find this amazingly odd—I’ve got nothing. Nothing at … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

Promise To Humanity #7: When Parked Next To You In The Detail Area At The Car Wash, I Won’t Blast My Gangster Rap So Loud That It Rattles Your Rib Cage. Care To Return The Favor? No? What A Surprise.

I have more fun than I should at the car wash. There’s something wonderful about pulling into our local washing palace, lining up our tires to fit in those magical guide rails, and then taking off for that slow roll of splishy-splashy fun. It makes me happy. It makes me smile. Sometimes, my better half … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

Putin On The Ritz: Russia Welcomes The World To The Olympics…And Pretty Much Immediately Grosses Everyone Out.

There are so many wonderful Russian people in the world. I say that mostly because it’s the truth, and also partly because it’s a way for me to deflect criticism for some of the things I’m about to write. Of course, I don’t even know what I’m going to write just yet. This is stream … Continue reading