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All Other Jaded Nonsense

As Another Year Closes, It’s Time For All Of Us To Cyberstalk People We Went To High School With So We Can See How Successful They Are In Comparison To Ourselves, Which Inevitably Results In A Personal Shame Spiral That We Try To Pull Ourselves Out Of With Platters Of Holiday Cookies And Jumbo Bags Of Chocolate. Or Maybe It’s Just Me.

Holiday greetings, friends! I was waiting to post something new because I really wanted to take the time to search within myself for a great topic I could use as a springboard to write, perhaps, my most compelling work to date. What I did instead was sit in front of the computer and type in … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

I Promise You All I Can Still Write A Full Post Of Original Content. Just…Not Now. I’m Preparing For The Holidays, After All.

Hiya, friends! So, for anyone keeping track, I realize this may look suspiciously like a trend. Recycled posts? Again? Well, hear me out. I have over 3,200 followers now! Wow! And even though there’s a good chance 90+ percent of those followers are Russian shell companies or Indian call centers, there’s still at least a … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

When It Comes To The Grotesque Horrors Of A Modern Halloween, I Can’t Voice My Concerns Any Better Than I Did Last Year. Sooo…I Won’t.

And with that title, I happily announce I’m going to repeat yet another previous post. Why not? It totally counts. It’s timely. And when it comes to holiday observations, sometimes it’s just too difficult to come up with something new and interesting to say in the time span of one year. However, before returning you to … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

What The Hell, NFL? America’s Favorite Fall Pastime Is Now Equivalent To Watching Prisoners During Yard Hour At A State Penitentiary…With Sponsors.

Right out of the gate, I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I am in no way intending to make light of the severity of the issues being raised by the conduct of NFL players. I also feel I must admit that I’ve never been a fan of big league sports, mainly because I … Continue reading

All Other Jaded Nonsense

To The Thief Who Stole The License Plates Off Of Our Car, I Forgive You. And When I Say I Forgive You, I’m Actually Saying I Hope You Fry Like Bacon In The Ghettos Of Hell.

Listen, folks. I’m a reasonable person, but when I’ve been wronged (or when I feel I’ve been wronged), I can be a decidedly unreasonable individual. Some might use the word “unhinged.” This really isn’t new. In fact, my parents would be the first ones to tell you that when I was growing up, they grew … Continue reading